Kiwiana Narrative! By Connor

Bob the Possum’s Adventure! 

By Connor Burnside

Splat! Fall the bottle of L&P out of the trampers bag. Suddenly a possum peered from the side of a tree. His name was Bob the Possum. He stared at the L&P for a while. “What is that?” he thought to himself. 

He picked it up and hid it in the part of the tree where the branches start shooting out sideways. 

Soon a hunter came and found Bob. He scrambled up into the branches and hid. It wasn't long until the hunter gave up and went away. Bob was as happy as Larry!

He popped the cap of the L&P and drank it. The bubbles made his eyes water and his nose sting, but he still had a happy grin on his face. The hunter came back and shot Bob in the butt. Bob was bullet proof and sang "Toyota sale, shake your tail, Toyota sale!"

Bob was still alive! He jumped up and ran to the Toyota shop and got a  Toyota. Crash as he slammed the door. Bob cruised down the road into the sunset until.... Bob was a wanted possum!

This was for a stealing a Pavlova... or ten from the local bakery. The cops had known this for 2 years and had been searching for him. Bob drove his toyota to Auckland to take over and own the Sky Tower. Do to this, he thought   water bombs filled with L&P would do the trick. But he was broke and only had one   dollar to buy one L&P. Would this be enough?

Bob decided to get a job at a Tiki Carving shop to earn more money to buy L&P. Just as he had enough money, the cops finally stopped Bob while he was driving in his Toyota. So Bob stops his evil ways and snuck back into the forest for the rest of his days.